Add one sentence V2!

[PartayArc]

There once was a man named Magpieman.

 

[Evil_X]

He went sizzle sizzle and made a yummy English Breakfast

 

[SilentStormSix]

He was named after a bird.

 

[FoxyBearGames]

He liked burning stuff for some reason. This could be a cryptite lie though...

 

[Evil_X]

After the great fire, Cryptite came along and took the head of the fallen magpieman

 

[Pac_Man_]

And offered up the Mag head as a Substitute to the fruit gods.

 

[SilentStormSix]

And then Evil_X spammed the forums every day demanding a crypt head.

 

[PartayArc]

Evil_X soon failed his quest for the cryptite head.

 

[Marioistrash]

So then he tried getting a magpieman head

 

[Evil_X]

Meanwhile at the bottom of the ocean it seems FoxyBearGames was plotting something...

 

[MasonMcBadbat]

The fuzzy boy had been saving his shards for years.

 

[PartayArc]

Foxy began spending shards on the Edgewind lottery.

 

[Evil_X]

He lost the lottery in a landslide victory (whatever that means?)

 

[PartayArc]

SilentStormSix won the lottery by offering SilentStormSeven to Evil_X.

 

[SilentStormSix]

SilentStormSix won the lottery by offering SilentStormSeven to Evil_X.

(actually happened @Evil_X confirm this)

 

[Kaph]

But he lost the winning ticket in Jib's hole

 

[LostProperty]

Yet to be found

 

[DisturbedMoskito]

But at the end of the day, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Anybody got the reference?

 

[Marioistrash]

Then Evil_X falls in jibs hole

 

[TheFreshLemon]

Didn't ask.