Fixing the Past, Pt. XII (12)
The terrain of the jungle changed. Below the airship, a massive mesa biome was laid out. Ruins of what looked like used to a town were also there.
Everyone was still reeling from Scooter’s story.
“He’s doing all of this… to get his son back?” McDanky said
“Yes. The lives of trillions just for one. He’s mad beyond comprehension, but in his sick mind he’s doing this for love.”
“How did you not break?” Sku asked
“I did. Until Mopb released my pain.”
Scooter gave Mopb a hug, and he nodded in return.
“Nothing a bit of telepathy can’t solve.” He said cheerfully.
Everyone focused back on the matter at hand. Commander was very close to dying from his injuries or becoming chicken dinner for a bunch of dinosaurs.
“We’re still 10 minutes out, but everyone gets their gear on now,” McDanky said.
Everyone was soon getting dressed in their gear. Sku paused and went up to McDanky, who was steering the airship towards Velociraptor territory.
“You said I’m dead here… but how? Where’s Ascalon? Kalros? Eldritch?”
“What are you talking about? What are these places?”
“Wait… you don’t know? Ascalon and Kalros? The continents?”
“There’s only one continent here, pal. It’s Gamara.”
“After the fall of the Fourth World, we found Gamara and nothing else… it was not good.”
“Thousands died when we first settled the continent. It wasn’t the landscape or disease that killed us. It was them. Those who came before. The dinosaurs. Creatures that had been gone for millions of years on the previous worlds were here. And they had millions of years of evolution more than their counterparts.”
“We fought a long and bloody war against them. We won but at a great cost. It only ended 370 years ago. Sandsete and Vantis are the same, only two cities in all of Gamara. The rest were wiped out by the dinosaurs or were left to fall over time.”
“You were one of our greatest generals in all of Loka. You lead us to victory against them, Sku.”
“But you did not live to see your efforts come to fruition. You were murdered in your sleep by one of them. Oypc is now our grand general.”
“How am I different in your timeline?” McDanky asked.
“Umm… we’ll talk about that later. How close are we?”
McDanky brushed off the comment and focused back on the radar.
“We’re here. The heart of velociraptor territory.”
…
Commander awoke from a feverish dream. He saw the same man he saw when he touched the compass. The One Who Sits.
Was he God? Was he a monster? Commander thought.
Why was such a simple-looking being, supposedly the creator of all things? And why was Preksak so desperate to get to him?
Commander had been brought to a massive city located in a tucked-away valley in the Deadlands. Huts lined the wall of the canyon, and wooden platforms were bustling with velociraptors everywhere. Commander even saw what looked like a market and saw velociraptors bargaining with each other, snapping and hissing at each other. He then cringed when he saw human limbs on sale in the marketplace. it was incredibly sickening for him. Jesus Christ, he thought.
Do they at least come with honey garlic? Commander thought morbidly
In the centre of it all was a massive plaza, built out of limestone, and a massive obelisk sat in the centre. The velociraptors stopped and dropped Commander on two wooden poles. Materials for what looked like a fire below him. Commander looked around and saw a throne made out of limestone. A velociraptor wearing a purple robe sat, his talons tapping on the chair.
“I swear to God if one of them says Allan like Jurassic Park, I’m gonna lose it,” Commander said.
Then the King velociraptor spoke:
“My Royal subjects, thank you for being this sacrifice to appease our gods. The human invaders have done much to upset them. This should hold their wrath at bay.”
Commander was shocked. The velociraptor spoke perfectly good King’s English and had a Cockney-sounding accent. Remind me to never travel the multiverse again, Commander muttered to himself.
“I am only speaking in the human’s native language, so he may know beforehand the sacrifice he is making is saving us all, including the human invaders.”
“Subjects, prepare the sacrifice. Cook him to be medium rare. The gods like that the most.”
“I think I heard his name is… Allan?” One of the velociraptors started the fire under Commander.
“I’m Andy, you spineless idiots,” Commander said.
“Ah ok, Audrey. Nice to meet you. I’m Nigel. I hope you taste good.”
The velociraptor also spoke in a high pitch English accent that irritated Commander greatly.
“Do you at least have honey garlic sauce?” Commander asked.
Commander suddenly coughed and more blood came out. He was going to be dead soon, regardless of what happened to him.
…
The airship landed on a cliff overlooking the city below. Through his binoculars, McDanky could see Commander being slowly turned around and rotated on a wooden stick.
“They’ve developed their city so much more than the last time I saw it.” McDanky.
“It was just a small hamlet the last time I saw it,” Mopb said.
“We haven’t had any official contact with them in 20 years.”
“Um… why not?” Scooter asked
“It’s complicated… we must get going. Sunset is only an hour away. Everyone ready?”
Everyone acknowledged McDanky’s question and grabbed ropes out of their bag, getting ready to rappel down the cliffs.
“3… 2..1… go!” McDanky said
Soon, everyone was rapidly going down the cliffs suddenly and stealthily. Hopefully, nothing would derail their plan.
But something would.
…
A portal opened on the outskirts of the city and a lone figure stepped out. Wearing dark purple robes to replace his tattered lab coat, Andy smiled. He would get the chance to kill a Guardian and then his meddling younger self and his friends. It would please the Observer greatly. Tapping into the power of the Blight, Andy sensed Sku was nearby with the compass. He was right below him, but he was moving fast. Scooter and Mopb were also nearby.
“It’s time to please the dark one,” Andy said with a manic smile on his face.
…
McDanky brought the group to a pause. They were on the roof of a hut overlooking the square down below. Commander was yelling something about the dinosaurs calling him the wrong name and they spoke in high pitch English accents. McDanky tried not to cringe at the sound of it.
“Wait… are they speaking English?” Sku asked.
“It’s a long story.”
“Why do they have annoying English accents?”
“We do not share that information with outsiders.”
That ended the concern about the velociraptors having strange English accents.
“Alright, I’m going to create a distraction by launching a missile from the airship into the cliff above.”
Everyone looked at him with a look of concern.
“No, none of these buggers will be killed. I’m not a complete monster. Don’t you care about getting your friend back?”
Right as McDanky pulled out a remote control to launch the missile, a booming voice was heard across the town square.
“Bow down before the might of the Observer! I have come to deliver his wrath and judgement!”
“Who’s that?” Mopb asked.
“Oh, Jesus… not him. It’s an alternate evil version of Commander infected with the Blight. Another long story.” Sku said.
McDanky shrugged his shoulders and said:
“We got to roll with it, I suppose… wait he’s infected with the Blight?!?”
“Don’t you remember? We have a cure for it.” Mopb said.
“Sorry, momentary lapse of judgment there,” McDanky said.
Andy yelled out across the plaza,
“Skuhoo! Scooter! Mopb3! McDanky! I know you are on top of that hut there! Come down before I slaughter like sheep. I promise you a quick and painless death if you do!”
One of the velociraptors quipped:
‘Why, that strange man with white hair and purple robes looks like Allan! It must be his grandpa!”
“No! No! No! I am the right hand of the mighty Observer, not this… Allan, you claim I am!”
Having enough, Andy rose up into the air and started firing off lightning bolts, causing the velociraptors to flee in panic. Commander was left hanging over the fire and he was struggling to get himself untied.
“Now!” McDanky yelled.
The group jumped down from the hut and Mopb went straight to fight Andy. Mopb also started to rise up in the air and lunged straight at him.
“Since when do the Guardians have superpowers?” Sku asked.
“Since now, apparently,” McDanky said.
Scooter was the first one to reach Commander and untied him.
“The buggers didn’t even dip in honey garlic as I asked,” Commander said
Commander looked immensely relieved to see the group, but he was looking very gray. He looked like he was on the verge of death.
“Come on, if we get him back to the airship, we can get him on a hospital bed on there.” Sku and McDanky both
“What about Mopb? We need him on our quest.” Sku said.
“Oh, he’ll be done with this punk in a minute,” McDanky said.
The fight between Andy and Mopb was getting more intense as they flew into huts, destroying them and sending rocks flying everywhere. Mopb then flew up into the sky, taking Andy with him. With one final punch, Mopb sent him flying straight over the horizon with Andy screaming curses at him. Mopb then landed back on the ground.
“Um… how come you never used that with me?” McDanky asked.
“Eh… felt kinda lazy,” Mopb said.
“Felt lazy?!? FELT LAZY? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THAT WOULD SAVED MY…”
The group carried on, as McDanky and Mopb argued.
The quest would continue.
…
Alternate Sku lay bruised and battered. After Preksak had finished conquering the alternate reality he was in, he was brought to his Dark Spire. Sku sat on a chair in a glass cell, looking out at what must have been Preksak’s lair. Sku couldn’t hear what he was saying. He was talking to the two cyborgs from the attack on Mimiga.
Preksak continued to speak to the Head Hunters.
“Good. We finally got rid of that fanatical alternate idiot verison of Commander. God, I hate people when they get that infected with the Blight.”
“But it officially confirms the location of Mopb. Andy served as a useful piece of bait to bring Mopb out. I am dispatching you two now to go get him and kill him, Commander and his friends, and bring me the compass and the shard. Remember, I am counting on you two.”
The Head Hunters silently nodded, and a portal opened up behind them and they disappeared. Preksak then got up and walked towards Sku in his cell.
“Now it’s time to deal with you.”
One of the artifices opened the door to Sku’s cell, and Sku fell back in his chair, cowering in fear.
“Please, just kill me. You already won. I don’t want to suffer here.”
“No, I’m not going to give you the pleasure of death. I think you will make an excellent replacement for your rebellious counterpart. Artifices prepare him for surgery. We got a new cyborg.”
“No! No! No!” Sku yelled, but the cell he was in had disappeared.
Sku found himself in a black void with white tendrils of light on the floor beneath him. Three lone figures stood at the centre. Sku immediately recognized one of them.
“MagPieMan? Am I dead? Is this the afterlife?”
MagPieMan walked from the group of three and approached Sku.
“No, this is the space between spaces. Welcome to outside the multiverse. I saved you and brought you here. This is my dear friend, WizardTeePot. And there is someone else you should meet.”
Tee walked over and removed his hood and nodded at him.
“Wait, who’s the third guy?” Sku asked.
The third figure walked slowly over and removed his hood.
“No… it can’t be. Commander told me you were dead… how are you here?”
“Well, I would like to know the same thing, I suppose. I got my head chopped off and now I’m here. ”
Cryptite looked alive and well and healthy… and he had a head. Sku thought. What type of shenanigans was going on?
Cryptite smiled at Sku and put his arm around him.
“Come on, we got a lot of work to do. And it’s nice to see you have some hair for once.”
…