Chapter 1
“Any last words?”
The rope around his neck made it difficult to look anywhere except forwards, out over the expectant crowd, but Iyoforeayo managed to crane his neck to the side.
“You HAD to go back for the sword,” he spat at Affo, the man to his left
Affo tilted his head over his own noose. “What was I gonna do, make a second trip?”
“We weren’t supposed to go for it AT ALL! That wasn’t-”
The executioner cleared his throat loudly. “Do the accused have any last words for the crowd, not each other?”
Iyo fell silent. He’d thought about the possibility of dying a lot since joining the Thieves’ Guild, but somehow had not prepared for the possibility of having the luxury of last words. He always thought it would be a knife in the kidney in an alley, or a Sickholmian guard’s arrow after a botched job… never some formal ceremony like this. Unable to decide on anything, Iyo decided to keep his mouth shut.
Affo did not. “All my life,” he began, “I knew I was destined for great things. From the day I was born--”
“Forget it,” Iyo heard the executioner mutter as he swung the wooden lever downward. Then suddenly he was falling - for what felt like ages - before the rope cinched tight around his windpipe, yanking him back and forth like a pendulum. The crowd erupted in applause, ecstatic that the hanging had broken neither thief’s neck, and that their afternoon entertainment would be extended that much longer.
Iyo’s vision had begun to grow dim… which made it difficult to discern whether or not the giant boulder that suddenly hurtled across the plaza and crushed a large section of the crowd was simply a near-death hallucination. A ringing had filled his ears by this point, so it was a soundless, surreal sight to watch in his last moments…
Then suddenly he was falling (again? He didn’t think he had anywhere left to fall.) A sharp pain filled his lungs as the rope around his neck gave way and his body greedily gulped for air. As Iyo’s vision returned, he found himself on the ground beneath the hanging platform...or at least what seemed to be left of it. Something (he imagined another boulder of some kind) had ripped most of the gruesome stage clear apart. The ringing in his ears began to subside, letting in the screams of the crowd. Iyo shook the severed rope from his neck and pulled himself out of the rubble of the platform.
The plaza, bustling with cheers and chatter only moments ago, was now in chaos. Iyo looked up to the quickly darkening sky, which seemed to be ripping the very land from the earth, swirling it upwards in a violent cyclone of rocks and debris… and anything else unfortunate enough to be caught in it.
“HEY!” He responded to Affo’s shout only just in time, spinning on his left foot and stumbling backwards away from the executioner’s axe. Falling hard over a pile of charred planks, he realized he would not have enough time to evade a second swing. The executioner seemed to gleam this from his gaze, raising the axe high over his head for a killing blow.
The knife that flew between them seemed to only graze the executioner’s throat, but it was enough to open it.
As his would-be-killer staggered backwards in surprise, clutching at his open windpipe, Iyo’s gaze found the source of the throw: a smugly satisfied Affo. “That feel good, did it?”
Affo smiled. “It really did.”
Iyo pulled himself to his feet, as Affo tossed him a hilted sword from the body of a nearby guard. “What the hell’s going on?”
“I don’t know, but the timing couldn’t be better,” Affo replied. “Now come on, let’s get the fuck out of here!”
The two thieves clambered over the debris, dropping down onto the once-beautified grounds of the Sickholm town plaza. Screams pierced the fiery air, as the crowds surged through the streets towards the harbor. Some of the nearby guards struggled in vain to keep some semblance of order, but most had abandoned their posts and joined in the exodus.
“We’ll never get through here. This way.” Affo darted down a small alleyway and Iyo followed. The back alleys and side streets of the city had become second nature to them both by this point, and they navigated the narrow passageways with impressive ease. The only time Iyo hesitated was when his companion took a sharp and unexpected left upon crossing the main thoroughfare.
“Where are you going?” Iyo asked. “Harbor’s that way, we need to get to a ship!”
“Need to make a quick stop first.”
Iyo stopped, planting himself in defiance as the realization hit him. “We are NOT going for the Shadknife!”
“Iyo-”
“The world is LITERALLY ENDING right now, and you want to steal a SWORD!? It doesn’t matter!”
Affo turned and paced back to him, his eyes gleaming with a look of honesty Iyo had only seen a handful of times. “You’re right. Maybe the world is ending right now. Or maybe it’s not. I honestly have no idea what-” he paused as a fiery rock shattered one of the castle towers up the lane. “-what this is. But you and I are good at one thing, and one thing only. If this is the end, then I want to go out doing what I’m best at. And if there were EVER a time that sword would be unguarded…”
He trailed off, seeing on Iyo’s face that he needed no more convincing.
“You know, in another life you could be a politician,” Iyo remarked as he turned towards the castle.
Affo paused as a handful of ships were ripped from the waters of the harbor and flung through the air. “Well, we might have other lives pretty soon, so I’ll keep it in mind.”