Theiflord304's Introduction to Loka!

[Theiflord304]

Hey guys! My name is Theiflord304 and I am new to Loka. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

 

[Thieflord304]

What is this, I don't even.

 

[Jedoi]

lol This is not even funny but still really funny

 

[Cryptite]

Not one of Def's finer moments.

 

[Jedoi]

Def?

 

[Thieflord304]

Oh Def, you silly boots. I would think it would have gone better than this. I was really expecting more..

 

[Jedoi]

Hey, you don't know that its Def for sure. Maybe Def has a brother or something whose name is the same as Thief's but the I and the E are switched. ThEiflord and ThIeflord. See? Just a small name difference.

 

[andrekeroxd]

Hey guys! My name is Theiflord304 and I am new to Loka. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

 

[Psychedelic98]

Hey, you don't know that its Def for sure. Maybe Def has a brother or something

I agree with this 100%. Def is known to have at least 1 brother, so it's logical to assume that Def lives with someone who found loka and thought it would be funny to joke around with someone who Def just happened to have conflict with. My calculations say there's a 6 in 5 chance that this isn't Def, and that's not even counting the fact that this is so bullshit that I give up on this troll.

 

[andrekeroxd]

I agree with this 100%. Def is known to have at least 1 brother, so it's logical to assume that Def lives with someone who found loka and thought it would be funny to joke around with someone who Def just happened to have conflict with. My calculations say there's a 6 in 5 chance that this isn't Def, and that's not even counting the fact that this is so bullshit that I give up on this troll.

As an honorable member of the elite asian-peruvian math squad, I am forced to give my opinion on the previous comment regarding many numbers. Math does not lie. First off, Psychedelic98 (note the use of numbers, a great indicator of his honesty) is a valuable member of Lokan Lief and would never leak phony info just, as the kids say these days, for the l0lz.

I calculate a 6969% that Psychedelic98 is being truthful about his response to Jedoi's comment about Defgnworlwideweb.

In binary: 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100
In ASCII: 110 111 116 32 101 118 101 110 32 109 97 100

 

[Opyc]

If there is a 6/5 chance of this isn't def. Then there is a 5/4 chance psychedlic98 is bigpizza

 

[andrekeroxd]

If there is a 6/5 chance of this isn't def. Then there is a 5/4 chance psychedlic98 is bigpizza

There is a 100% chance that you are a Raging Canadian Derp. In fact, it's not about chance anymore in your case. It's more like a law of the universe.

 

[JocelynReed]

^ can't argue math with an Asian.