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[Terryn_Greystone]

This person’s name was Indiana Jones, and he was trapped inside Loka!

But Indiana Jones actually turned out to be Nova in disguise!

 

[Steve5729]

So everyone got angry and nova was banned.

 

[SilentStormSix]

Then he appealed.

 

[catfishjw]

Then he appealed.

And all his friends agreed.

 

[BuscoNombre]

And all his friends agreed.

But cryptite said "nah son -1"

 

[PartayArc]

Then everyone on loka was happy.

 

[Evil_X]

Until Thanius came along

 

[Jedoi]

And ruined everything.

 

[Steve5729]

By refusing to give everyone free alcohol.

 

[ACwavelength]

But then someone stole all the alcohol.

 

[BuscoNombre]

But then someone stole all the alcohol.

The name of that person was Alber Einstein

 

[catfishjw]

And then he gave that alcohol away for free.

 

[Jedoi]

Which made Thani very upset.

 

[BuscoNombre]

Which made Thani very upset.

And he locked inside his empty church to cry in a corner

 

[NerdieBirdieYT]

Luckily, someone was coming to talk to Than.

 

[Evil_X]

but that person just made thanius cry more

 

[DeceitfulPear]

but that person just made thanius cry more

Because it was Pear who was only offering raffle tickets to win his love and affection

 

[Jedoi]

Thani angrily grabbed the raffle tickets from Pear's hand.

 

[BuscoNombre]

Thani angrily grabbed the raffle tickets from Pear's hand.

And in that moment thanius realized he sold his soul to the devil

 

[Jedoi]

The Devil rose up from the depths, screams ringing out as he was summoned on holy ground.