THE SERVER HAVE BEEN PEACEFUL…
2 PEACEFUL.
FOR TWO YEARS THE THRONE HAS SAT EMPTY.
FOR TWO YEARS THE LEGENDS WERE ONLY WHISPERS.
FOR TWO YEARS SKUHOO THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE.
HE WERE WRONGFUL.

THE GREAT ARCHERSQUID OF STROMGARDE 

BANNED.
NOT BROKEN.
EXILED.
NOT FORGOTTEN.

THE TRIBAL CHIEF HAS RETURNED.
THE SHMONEY WILL FLOW.
THE COVENANT WILL TREMBLE.
THE SERVER WILL KNOW HIS NAME AGAIN.
BY ROYAL DECREE OF ME, (INAPPLICABLE), THE ARCHITECT OF STROMGARDE..
MARCH 27 — NOW DECLARED INTERCONTINENTAL ARCHERSQUID DAY
A DAY OF LEGEND.
A DAY OF RECKONING.
A DAY WHEN THE SERVER WILL REMEMBER WHO RULES.
11:55 PM EST
LOCATION: SPAWN
ALL LOKANS. ALL YE FAITHFUL.
WITNESS THE RETURN.
WITNESS GREATNESS.
WITNESS HISTORY.
MCDANKY, GET YE PENCIL SHARPENED
THE MOMENT TIME STANDS STILL.
SKUHOO.
FEAST YE EYES
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A BOT FOR A BOT.
2 PEACEFUL.
FOR TWO YEARS THE THRONE HAS SAT EMPTY.
FOR TWO YEARS THE LEGENDS WERE ONLY WHISPERS.
FOR TWO YEARS SKUHOO THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE.
HE WERE WRONGFUL.
BANNED.
NOT BROKEN.
EXILED.
NOT FORGOTTEN.

THE TRIBAL CHIEF HAS RETURNED.
THE SHMONEY WILL FLOW.
THE COVENANT WILL TREMBLE.
THE SERVER WILL KNOW HIS NAME AGAIN.
BY ROYAL DECREE OF ME, (INAPPLICABLE), THE ARCHITECT OF STROMGARDE..
A DAY OF LEGEND.
A DAY OF RECKONING.
A DAY WHEN THE SERVER WILL REMEMBER WHO RULES.
ALL LOKANS. ALL YE FAITHFUL.
WITNESS THE RETURN.
WITNESS GREATNESS.
WITNESS HISTORY.
MCDANKY, GET YE PENCIL SHARPENED
THE MOMENT TIME STANDS STILL.
SKUHOO.
FEAST YE EYES
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A BOT FOR A BOT.

