Dear Gallazius,
I must regretfully inform you that I have several complaints pertaining to you and your conduct.
#1 - It is raining. Please fix it or I will stop paying my taxes.
#2 - Stop saying you are behind the times. Update your damn Minecraft already.
#3 - My pet wolves are hungry. Please feed them.
#4 - Go find me some pet wolves.
#5 - Please switch items #3 and #4.
#6 - Your Lightning Smites are draining the power from my fridge. Stop it. I need my cheeses refrigerated.
With slightly disgruntled respect,
SKITCH THE WOLF
I must regretfully inform you that I have several complaints pertaining to you and your conduct.
#1 - It is raining. Please fix it or I will stop paying my taxes.
#2 - Stop saying you are behind the times. Update your damn Minecraft already.
#3 - My pet wolves are hungry. Please feed them.
#4 - Go find me some pet wolves.
#5 - Please switch items #3 and #4.
#6 - Your Lightning Smites are draining the power from my fridge. Stop it. I need my cheeses refrigerated.
With slightly disgruntled respect,
SKITCH THE WOLF