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Posting a different fruit every day until we obtain a Crypt head

Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 5th, Day 113: Today's fruit is... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY
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OH GOD ITS A FALLING TIER LIST FRUIT.
Hmmmmm....
I GOT IT! This must be a sign from the elders that we need to spice up this forum thread....
But how do I do that.......
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WE GIVE EVERY FRUIT A TIER AND THEN MAKE THE FRUIT FIGHT TO THE DEATH AT SOME POINT IN THE FAR FUTURE!!!!!
Lets give this a try....


September 5th, Day 113: Tier List fruit
Fruit Tier: S
Fruit Info:
This fruit came from a tree that mostly bore fruit in 2019. One bite can make you want to tier everything in existence
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(FYI the available tiers for fruits Are S, A, B, C, D, E, F)
(Double FYI If we make it to Day 200 I'll do an ultimate fruit tournament between the tiers)
(Tripe FYI Don't you dare question why I made "tier list" as a fruit but I'm running out of good fruits I needed this)
 
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DisturbedMoskito

Active Member
Slicer
Fruit Info: It was hard to find any info on this fruit aside from this single image.
Let me help you with that.
Yes it’s a type of banana. Ingi Bakba means “Amerindian banana”, and it’s named like that because of the color. It’s a short and a lot sweeter banana compared to the bananas that we are used of eating, and it can be found in tropical rainforests in regions such as Suriname or the Guianas
 

Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 7th, Day 115: Kumquat or Cumquat
Fruit Tier: D,
If I said in public "I want 1 Cumquat please", I feel like some people would look at me funny. As an introvert, I don't enjoy being laughed at :(
At the same time giving this guy a lower rank would be unfair just because he's a good looker and can survive temperatures as cold of -10 degrees. He fights against his bad name and maybe one day might make it further up the tiers
Fruit Info:
These guys came from China and were properly cultivated in Japan. They're much harder than other citrus fruits like Oranges. Many people mistake them for eggs because they're egg-shaped.
Learn more here https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat
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Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 8th, Day 116: Tamarillo
Fruit Tier: F,
You know what. Seeing this fruit makes me feel bad for the Kumquat and my low rating of it. The tamarillo is probably the worst fruit I've shared in these 116 days. He's boring has no fancy shapes or anything and has such an eh name. It's not even worth adding a fruit info tab for this fruit.
I'm not angry. Just disappointed
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Samisol

Active Member
Sentry
September 8th, Day 116: Tamarillo
Fruit Tier: F,
You know what. Seeing this fruit makes me feel bad for the Kumquat and my low rating of it. The tamarillo is probably the worst fruit I've shared in these 116 days. He's boring has no fancy shapes or anything and has such an eh name. It's not even worth adding a fruit info tab for this fruit.
I'm not angry. Just disappointed
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i feel very bad for you
 

FroggyFruit1357

Well-Known Member
September 8th, Day 116: Tamarillo
Fruit Tier: F,
You know what. Seeing this fruit makes me feel bad for the Kumquat and my low rating of it. The tamarillo is probably the worst fruit I've shared in these 116 days. He's boring has no fancy shapes or anything and has such an eh name. It's not even worth adding a fruit info tab for this fruit.
I'm not angry. Just disappointed
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He's trying his best, ok? :(
 

Pac_Man_

Well-Known Member
Slicer
September 9th, Day 117: Akebi

Fruit Info:
Today's fruit is the Akebi, a colorful little fellow who's interior resembles the inside of the dragon fruit. Apparently it is primarily eaten in Japan during the fall but mostly as sort of seasonal novelty and not because it is particularly tasty.

Fruit Tier: S
Because every day Evil misses I'm going to be making my fruit of choice an S tier (no matter how bad).


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Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 10th, Day 118: Huckleberry
Fruit Info: This guy is the state fruit of Idaho. Shout to you Idahodians! You can find these guys in any colour from bright red to dark purple
Fruit Tier: S... If Pac can throw out S ranks... SO CAN I. ME AND THE HUCKLEBERRY WILL DESTROY THIS "AKEBI" AND ANY OTHER FRUIT THAT APPEARS FROM MY FORGETFULNESS.... just you wait
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(image is dumb, dont judge)
 

Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 11th, Day 119: Satsuma
Fruit Info:
Yooooo how haven't I done this guy yet. He has very loose skin.
"woooooooooah I'm so loose." says mr satsuma.
Over here in Britain people put candles and weird stuff in one of these for Christmas stuff I think I dunno what weirdo spends their time sticking candles in a Satsuma, its literally a Satsuma. I'd get it if it was a Cryptatian (WHICH ARE ON SALE NOW AT ONLY 8SHARDS AN APPLE. LIMITED EDITION, WHEN ITS GONE, ITS GONE). I think they're also a thing you put in Christmas stockings but if I found a satsuma in my stocking I'd look at the fruit bowl and then cry, I dunno I'm just trying to add filler text so it seems like I spent a long time on this post (WHICH I DID :kiting:).
If someone wants to fact check and do research on Christmas time and Satsuma's I'd be very interested. When Christmas time gets closer I'll use another orange variant and reevaluate my opinion on satsuma Christmas traditions
Fruit Tier: B
I wanted to give this guy an A for his reliability, christmas hype and his orangeness but the problem is the fact that, its big brother, the Orange is very much an A tier fruit, the satsuma isn't as great as an orange. That's why he gets B and the title of "Orange's Lil' Bro"
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Evil_X

Well-Known Member
Sentry
September 13th, Day 121: Lychee
Fruit Info: Coming from Southern China this lil pink ball is p epic. She has a pinky white colour and a very sweet taste
Fruit Tier: S rank is for She and for how much I be simping Lychee.
Yes it is true!, due to small high demand, here's the first female of the fruit forum. Up until now, all our fruits have been he's. For the next 119 days all fruits posted shall be female so we can get an equal male-female demographic.
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(Disclaimer: No I'm not stereotyping all females as pink kawaii balls. I'm also not saying lychees are females. I've literally just taken a fruit, put an ms paint face on it then labelled it as "she". Pls don't cancel this is literally just memes)
 
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