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KenuDragonfire
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We've been very stressed lately, so I figure we should chill out and talk about the greatest admin and player to have ever touched this server.
Spunkiethefirst was a terrible donkey, through and through. He got bored one day and constructed a nether rail system so the server could use it. He'd take a wooden pickaxe, throw it into lava so fast the lava overheated and drilled through netherrack and then suddenly disappear. Some scientists suggest this is why lava is found in netherrack starting from 1.5 onwards.
Spunkie also had a house IRL, so he decided one day to build it in Minecraft. He got bored of that so instead, he punched it IRL so fast that it teleported into Minecraft. Yeah, true fax.
He also opened a portal to hell, summoned the lava into the shape of the town, and with some water and redstone, created Area 51, where he drank beers with Mothman.
If you have any questions, they can be answered here, by our leading spunkiethefirst scholars. Be warned though, as replicating his techniques can and probably will lead you to looking like an idiot.
Spunkiethefirst was a terrible donkey, through and through. He got bored one day and constructed a nether rail system so the server could use it. He'd take a wooden pickaxe, throw it into lava so fast the lava overheated and drilled through netherrack and then suddenly disappear. Some scientists suggest this is why lava is found in netherrack starting from 1.5 onwards.
Spunkie also had a house IRL, so he decided one day to build it in Minecraft. He got bored of that so instead, he punched it IRL so fast that it teleported into Minecraft. Yeah, true fax.
He also opened a portal to hell, summoned the lava into the shape of the town, and with some water and redstone, created Area 51, where he drank beers with Mothman.
If you have any questions, they can be answered here, by our leading spunkiethefirst scholars. Be warned though, as replicating his techniques can and probably will lead you to looking like an idiot.