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[Wolfegger]

Wolfegger's Law of Gray Blocks: When looking in your inventories, if you think it's gravel, it's andesite; if you think it's andesite, it's gravel.

Post your own observational laws here.

 

[Nightcolt]

Contrary to popular belief, lava is NOT the greatest bane to a miner. Its twisted partner in evil, gravel, is equally, if not even more so, destructive than lava.

 

[Jedoi]

It's impossible to find slimes or squids if you are looking for them.

 

[X_Cavator]

My observation is that pvp is really really prone to haxors such as 13lackpearl and this new guy named ButImNotAHaxor.

 

[turtlemaster01]

that item your needed yesterday and through into a chest just reappears when it wants where it wants how it wants.

 

[Jedoi]

You're more likely to die if you have something important in you.

This includes spawn; if you AFK with an important item, a blaze might just fly into spawn tower to kill you. It won't if you have an empty inv though.

 

[Nightcolt]

Your aim with the bow is substantially better outside PvP.

 

[Lazuli73]

The item you're looking for is always in the last chest you check.

 

[turtlemaster01]

You think your ready for anything and then a creeper shows up and you still wet yourself.

 

[agorednocit]

If you ever try to move a pet (pig, villager, cow, sheep etc) a creeper will sneak up on you and kill it.

 

[Ronshaud]

Don't run from skeletons, they have aimbot.

 

[Toiongo]

You only fall in lava when you've got valuable items on you.

 

[MrAlchemy]

Never dig straight down, you will die.

 

[turtlemaster01]

You charge a guy in leather armor in diamond you win. the same guy charges you in leather armor while your in diamond he knocks you down half health then you win.

 

[13lackpearl]

My observation is that pvp is really really prone to haxors such as 13lackpearl and this new guy named ButImNotAHaxor.

I learned that people who constantly brags about pvp and constantly talks about pvp are actually terrible at pvp. Thanks ButImNotAHaxor, for teaching me a valuable lesson.

 

[X_Cavator]

I learned that people who constantly brags about pvp and constantly talks about pvp are actually terrible at pvp. Thanks ButImNotAHaxor, for teaching me a valuable lesson.

Sounds like someone has a pretty intense case of the "mad cuz bad" disease. No known cure besides admitting that you lose to 700s on kohi. P.S. I see ur grammar and i cri

 

[Nightcolt]

Contrary to the popular song, 'Don't Mine at Night', it's perfectly okay to mine, underground, while it is dark outside.

 

[Lazuli73]

Contrary to popular belief, creepers aren't the worst thing I'm Minecraft, trolls are.

 

[Artagan]

I don't think there's enough RP on Loka for anyone here to consider it their "main minecraft activity", or for anyone to take it all that seriously. I suppose the closest person would be Dwemer, but his lore really doesn't have all that much to do with the server lore or anyone else's player lore, so he's a pretty isolated case.

Anyway, if you have fun by ruining other people's fun, maybe you should be playing somewhere else.

6.3. Do not purposefully agitate or disrupt the community by means of Trolling, harassment, or sarcasm
-The admin team is well versed in Trolling, so don't push it. We know what Trolling is and we will not tolerate it. You can expect a nearly zero tolerance policy on this.

 

[Streetz]

Also, Loka isn't the most popular place, and our group is likely gonna end up being half the population now that noone has years of a head start.
We're pretty hyped about this, and I don't think anyone in our friend group has "ruined" someone's time.