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[turtlemaster01]

well This is the tread for laws of minecraft so lets get back to writing funny laws and such shall we.

 

[Ronshaud]

A diamond will most likely not wanna be with you. It will fall in lava If it doesn't like you.

 

[Wolfegger]

Ha, diamonds must hate me

 

[Wolfegger]

Wolfegger's Law of Nifty Caverns:
"Hey, look. A sweet cavern. I can build here without having to excavate. Nice."
. . . spends next two weeks excavating cave, leveling hills, widening it to fit industry buildings . . .

 

[Wolfegger]

Wolfegger's Law of Convenient Block Acquisition:
"Man, I need more cobble. Oh ya, I need to level that hill over there. Nice."
. . . the hill is almost completely andesite . . .

 

[Ronshaud]

Excavates a mountain; still needs dirt.

 

[Ronshaud]

Getting coordinates mixed up makes you pissed off.

 

[EastBowmen]

You drown in a water pool but can take a 7v1.

 

[X_Cavator]

You drown in a water pool but can take a 7v1.