A little festive book i wrote, thought i'd post it on forums for all to see.
On the first day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
A noob walking into a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Eleven noobs want opping,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Twelve spammers spamming,
Eleven noobs want opping,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree!
On the first day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
A noob walking into a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Eleven noobs want opping,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Loka gave to me,
Twelve spammers spamming,
Eleven noobs want opping,
Ten kicked for flying,
Nine combat logging,
Eight raids on Tolbert,
Seven people swearing,
Six admins smiting,
Five new rules,
Four calling hacks,
Three broke gens,
Two stuck in holes,
And a noob walking into a tree!
