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0Fluffy0

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Shanghai, a 20 year difference
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Jedoi

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[2:11:12 PM] Fluffy: Should I call the FBI? And I thought you were from CAN
[2:11:37 PM] Hemlock: I'm USA.
[2:11:53 PM] Hemlock: No, no FBI
[2:12:13 PM] Hemlock: I'm a secret double agent of the FBI.
[2:12:14 PM] Hemlock: Shush
[2:12:26 PM] Fluffy: Sounds more like KGB to me :p
[2:12:34 PM] Hemlock: Right
[2:12:46 PM] Hemlock: I'm an agent of the KBG infultrating the FBI
[2:13:10 PM] Hemlock: But I told the FBI I was spying for them by spying on the KBG
[2:13:16 PM] Hemlock: But I told the KBG the same thing
[2:13:16 PM] Fluffy: Which is weird cuz the Soviet Union fell o_o
[2:13:21 PM] Fluffy: The KGB is still alive :O
[2:13:37 PM] Hemlock: Yes, but it's a secret. Only the FBI and the KGB know.
[2:13:47 PM] Hemlock: Well and now you
[2:13:54 PM] Hemlock: Shusshshhh
[2:14:43 PM] Fluffy: I'm actually Edward Snowden
[2:14:57 PM] Fluffy: so your secrets are screwed
[2:16:08 PM] Hemlock: No
[2:16:33 PM] Hemlock: Cause I'm Edward Snowen's mother and I will ground you.
[2:16:49 PM] Hemlock: But you didn't know that
[2:16:56 PM] Hemlock: Because I'm a very good spy
[2:17:14 PM] Hemlock: You didn't know your own mother was a toxicologist
[2:17:46 PM] Fluffy: I'm married to my mom
[2:17:48 PM] Fluffy: :x
[2:17:54 PM] Fluffy: (envy)
[2:18:10 PM] Hemlock: Ha
[2:18:47 PM] Hemlock: I'm not your mom though, I just pretended to be because I'm also a world famous actress.... Who is a secret spy. O.O
[2:19:47 PM] Hemlock: Never doubt the power of FBI-KBG double agent toxicologist actor spies.
[2:20:35 PM] Fluffy: Lemme guess
[2:20:37 PM] Fluffy: Illuminati
[2:20:44 PM] Hemlock: ?
[2:21:26 PM] Fluffy: new World Order
[2:21:29 PM] Fluffy: New*
[2:26:22 PM] Hemlock: Now, guess which orginization I really work for.
[2:26:36 PM] Fluffy: MI6
[2:26:48 PM] Hemlock: ?
[2:27:23 PM] Hemlock: I'm actually secretly working for Canada
[2:27:32 PM] Hemlock: Because Captain Canada is amazing
[2:27:44 PM] Hemlock: Also they have snow, and cold is good.
[2:27:56 PM] Fluffy: Captain Canada o_o
[2:27:59 PM] Fluffy: does he command a dingy
[2:28:18 PM] Hemlock: No
[2:28:26 PM] Hemlock: A magical really-fast moose.
[2:29:42 PM] Fluffy: So he's like Santa
[2:29:46 PM] Fluffy: but instead of reindeer there's moose
[2:30:03 PM] Hemlock: Yes
[2:30:11 PM] Hemlock: Santa is Captain Canada, of course.
[2:30:16 PM] Hemlock: That's why I work for Canada
[2:30:31 PM] Fluffy: Oh my god.
[2:30:32 PM] Fluffy: You're Santa.
[2:30:58 PM] Hemlock: I'm a Canadian actor toxicologist double agent of the FBI and KBG. Who is Santa.
[2:31:55 PM] Fluffy: So put it all together
[2:31:58 PM] Fluffy: and what do you get?
[2:31:59 PM] Fluffy: A dream
[2:32:16 PM] Fluffy: My dream is to be a penguin that's as big as a whale
[2:32:30 PM] Hemlock: My dream is to poison you.
[2:32:34 PM] Hemlock: <3
[2:33:04 PM] Fluffy: The most dangerous poison is love :p
[2:33:25 PM] Hemlock: Actually it's clostranium botchulinum.
[2:33:43 PM] Hemlock: As much as a grain of sand can kill 9600 people.
[2:33:46 PM] Hemlock: Just sayin'.
[2:34:50 PM] Fluffy: You've obviously never seen a Disney movie
[2:35:04 PM] Hemlock: Yes I have.
[2:35:10 PM] Hemlock: I love the sleeping beauty.
[2:35:15 PM] Hemlock: Because there's poison.
[2:35:46 PM] Fluffy: I like Frozen cuz I can sing with it
[2:35:50 PM] Hemlock: POISON
[2:36:00 PM] Fluffy: Did my video load for you yesterday? I was singing let it go
[2:36:05 PM] Hemlock: Yep
[2:36:10 PM] Fluffy: perfect
[2:36:14 PM] Hemlock: And I was thinking about ways to poison you.
[2:36:46 PM] Hemlock: I know where you live, so be careful. As a agent of the FBI I have acess to this information.
[2:36:55 PM] Hemlock: >:D
[2:37:00 PM] Fluffy: How about instead of poisoning I ask you a simple question...
[2:37:03 PM] Fluffy: Do you wanna build a snowman?
[2:37:06 PM] Fluffy: Come on lets go and play
[2:37:14 PM] Hemlock: Do you wanna poison a snowman?
[2:37:19 PM] Hemlock: Come and let's go and kill
[2:37:26 PM] Hemlock: What.
[2:37:30 PM] Hemlock: I didn't say anything!
[2:38:01 PM] Hemlock: O.O
[2:38:45 PM] Fluffy: o_o
[2:39:22 PM] Fluffy: Wait
[2:39:28 PM] Fluffy: Aren't snowmen technically people
[2:39:32 PM] Fluffy: cuz Frosty the Snowman
 

Jedoi

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Slicer
Anna and I played a shipping game. I put down the names of thirty active/well known Lokans and gave each a random number. Anna, who couldn't see the list, named two numbers and I'd put them together. A few of the funniest "shippings" were Laz X Ivette, Art X Crypt, and I have to say, Mag X Andre was pretty funny. Also, uh, Art X Zor and Thief X Zor. Oh and Psy X John. And John X Fluffy... And Fluffy X Crypt. And Mop X Bacon. And Crazy X Crew. Oh my gosh, the list could go on for every single one we said. But I'll leave on the note, Asy X Psy. xD Bye now.
 
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