Famous Lokan Quotes

[Jedoi]

"I'm in your heart Lea. I'm your chelestoral." -Laz

 

[Jedoi]

"I would walk to your house like I do everyday, but instead of ruffling your hair and stealing your cookies, I would rip your face off and wear it as a mask." -Midgamerx. Again.

 

[Jedoi]

"No the Lannisters are great. Especially Joffrey. He's a wise elder ruler. He's loved by all, not just his mom." -Mid. I yelled at him afterwards.

 

[Lazuli73]

I like Joffrey, that is a cool name. He sounds so cynical, such a malevolent guy you just can't help but love him. <3

 

[Jedoi]

I like Joffrey, that is a cool name. He sounds so cynical, such a malevolent guy you just can't help but love him. <3

I can. I'll help you not love him.

 

[Lazuli73]

I can. I'll help you not love him.

But he is so kawaii.

 

[Jedoi]

But he is so kawaii.

No he's not. I hate him with a deep, fiery passion that cannot be outweighed by the universe itself.

 

[Lazuli73]

Either love him or I take away your glue, FOREVER!

 

[Midgamerx]

If the titanic happened today it would be like:
Titanic: "I came in like a wrecking ball"
Iceberg: "u wot m8?"
Titanic: "All i wanted was to be un-sink-a-ble".

 

[Ivette_Aramis]

If the titanic happened today it would be like:
Titanic: "I came in like a wrecking ball"
Iceberg: "u wot m8?"
Titanic: "All i wanted was to be un-sink-a-ble".

 

[Midgamerx]

Loka is like Game of Thrones but without all the beheadings and incest. Wait...

 

[Midgamerx]

Jedi: "Mid you're crazy"
Me: "No I'm Mid. Mid is Mid, Crazy is Crazy"

 

[Jedoi]

"No, Captain Canada is better." -Jedi and Crazy
"Jedi, you're not even Canadian." -Art

 

[Ronshaud]

Jedi: I'm eating a peach. It's very sweet. Like candy, but better.
Crazy: you should eat sugar.
Mid: you should snort a few lines to blow.
Crazy: lol
Mid: how are you eating the peach?
Jedi: with my teeth.
Mid: YOU DID IT!
Mid: YOU ATE SOMETHING PROPERLY
Crazy: *jedi be like jk, i eating it with a fork.

 

[CrewSoulReaper]

"I have necrophilia because of narcolepsy. It all co-enacts" -Fluffy

 

[Jedoi]

"So he said, "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
And I said, "I know! That's a cheesy joke!" -Jedi
Later, "I'm unblocking it." -Jedi
"You're unblocking it? Get in, un Munecraft?" -Mox
"Haha. Is this the era if cheesy jokes?" -Jedi
"Yep. It's Gouda for everyone!" -Mox

 

[Jedoi]

*Crew joins the call*
"Hey Anna." -Ron

 

[Lazuli73]

"The way I see it one could say that New Zealand is 17 hours ahead of us Canadians BUT you could also say that the Kiwis are 7 hours behind us Canucks AND one day in the future."

 

[Leasaur]

"The way I see it one could say that New Zealand is 17 hours ahead of us Canadians BUT you could also say that the Kiwis are 7 hours behind us Canucks AND one day in the future."

8.5/10

 

[yoshiluva54]

"could u lead me to talongon?"
-yoshiluva54