Posting a different fruit every day until we obtain a Crypt head

[Evil_X]

I hate figs

delete the post @Evil_X

They're so horrible that I used it as my rushed fruit when running out of time in the day, it didn't even get its own facts or flavour text that's how much I hate the fig and despise them. (Did I save it?)

 

[Thanielle]

I never realised this thread got so out of control, im deeply sorry for all of you having to suffer like this, just give the man a Cryptite head already!

 

[Evil_X]

June 9th, Day 25: Emu Berry

 

[FroggyFruit1357]

still haven't done a pear...

 

[Evil_X]

May 29th, Day 14: Today we have the pear as our fruit. The pear is a deceitful creature running such events like raffles forcing the innocent to spend all their money on an empty promise of a "grand prize". If you find a pear in the wild then it's best for you to run away as the pear is most likely about to ban you for "hacking". If you must fight back against a pear the best way to do so is asking them to "posture check", this makes the pear uncomfortable and they will be stunned as they fix their posture.
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still haven't done a pear...

 

[Evil_X]

June 10th, Day 26: Avocado

 

[Evil_X]

June 11th, Day 27th: Dragon Fruit

(yikes wrong dragon)

 

[Evil_X]

June 12th, Day 28th: Yo guys I'm really sorry for messing up that dragon yesterday. To make up for it today's fruit is... REAL Dragon Fruit

 

[Evil_X]

June 13th, Day 29: Ice Cream Bean

(Grown for its shade, food, timber, medicine, and production of the alcoholic beverage cachiri.)

 

[Evil_X]

June 14th, Day 30: The inferior Strawberry... a.k.a the Raspberry

 

[Evil_X]

June 15th, Day 31 AND THE ONE MONTH CELEBRATION!!!!: Today's fruit to celebrate is the superior Raspberry... the Strawber- (oh I've done that already???). Ok, then the cherry on the cake! (Done that one already too... damn). The Sauce to the Meatball... The Tomato Sau- (We've seriously already done Tomato's?).

Should've saved the Ice Cream Bean for today to have something kinda related to this whole anniversary.
In that case, Watermelon is our totally relevant fruit for today!


Thank you all for following this grand journey... it's always important to remember that this isn't about the journey, it's about getting to the destination which is, of course, the glorious Crypt head!
We're just getting started so stay tuned!

 

[Evil_X]

June 16th, Day 32: Today's fruit is the Wolfia, the smallest fruit in the world. Just like my chances of getting a crypt head from this!

(Note: the fingers in this image, believe it or not, are not part of the fruit... just there for a size comparison!)

 

[FroggyFruit1357]

please give him a head make this stop

 

[Evil_X]

June 17th, Day 33: The Jamaican tangelo a.k.a the ugli fruit... it's damned ugly

(so ugly it took me years to find an accurate image)

 

[GeekyKidGamer]

June 17th, Day 33: The “MyNameAintDiego” Fruit a.k.a the ugli fruit... it's damned ugly

(so ugly it took me years to find an accurate image)

don’t talk about me that way

 

[Evil_X]

June 18th Day 34: The Dekopon a.k.a two of these look a lot like a certain something. They must have been grown in a wonderful atmosphere

 

[FroggyFruit1357]

can we get a taste comparison too

 

[Evil_X]

June 19th, Day 35: Eastern Hawthorn... I don't really think this fruit is anything special I just liked the name

 

[Evil_X]

June 20th, Day 36: The yuzu fruit. Take an orange, make it yellow and throw in some pumpkin seeds and you have this.

 

[Evil_X]

June 21st, Day 37: Sapodilla

(if you can't tell already I'm running out of ideas)