Type /register while in-game to register for a forums account.

[Fake]

I went offline for 3 hours and my Town Farmers decided to make a Cult
(I already did /report)

 

[Zachary_N_Kaleno]

I believe I can fly...

I believe I can touch the sky-
Wait, I can't escape? Nooooooouuuu!

 

[gm_madeline]

the rapture has come

 

[Orphious]

the spirits of the Ascalonian wheat fields have had enough

 

[Karl43]

this was the case for me too