730
Today marks the 2 year fruit in our hunt for a Cryptite head. It is a major milestone in the existence of this thread and in the fight for the liberation of Cryptite's head from his shoulders. This all started on May 16th, when Evil_X posted the first ever fruit in this thread. The humble apple. I don't think he would have imagined that this thread would be going strong 2 years and 3 fruit keepers later, but here we are. Rather than simply spend more time reflecting on this thread's history, lets get into the two year event.
(Also, yes our day number did get screwed up somewhere along the way, but it is correct now with this being 730)
It's been one year since the Ritual of the Fruits took place. While it failed to give us a Crypt head, it brought FoxyBearGames into the League of Fruit Keepers. Here we we find our intrepid 3 heroes reminiscing about the failed ritual.
"I can't believe it's been a whole year since we attempted the ritual of the fruits" sighed Evil_X. "How could it failed so horribly?"
"Excuse me?!?!?!" An offeneded FoxyBearGames interjects, "Is getting me on the team not a success in its own right?"
"No, Foxy, it's not that. It's just that after all this work we still have yet to get a Cryptite head..."
As the two fruit keepers continue to recall their exploits, the third of the trio begins to devise a plan. "I have a theory as to why the ritual failed" he says to the other two. "We contaminated it with bad fruit. Just look at the tier list, so many of these fruit we brought were subpar at best. Their energy harmed the ritual more than they helped."
"What are you implying here, Pac?" Foxy asks with concern.
"I believe that if we only used the purest and strongest fruits we've found, we could find success in a second ritual. Provided we have the right two year fruit of course" Pac_man_ proclaims, the gears in his head visibly turning.
"You want to do another ritual?!?" asks the shocked Evil_X. "What fruit do you think we could possibly bring for two years that will make this ritual successful? Clearly if it-"
An excited Foxy interjects, "I may have just the fruit. But you'll have to think big. Real big."
The trio walk out into the night.
"Surely you must be kidding?" Asks Evil_X, as Foxy gestures into the night sky. "You really don't think this is going to work do you?"
"There's only one way to find out" Pac_man_ and FoxyBearGames say in unison.
"I know we've done some pretty crazy fruits before, but an entire nebula? You boys are insane." declares Evil_X.
"But do you think it'll work?" Asks Pac_man_
"I think yall have lost your minds... and I love it!
Let's have another ritual"
May 15th, Day 730: Apple Core Nebula
Fruit Info: Perhaps the most powerful fruit we have ever had on this thread, the apple core nebula represents the birth and death of the cosmos themselves. This fruit formed 9800 years or more ago, and is visible to humans with only the need for binoculars. It's immense power surrounds everything it comes neer.
Fruit TIer: SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
With the power of this fruit, nothing will be able to stop us. Let the Ritual of the Fruit 2, commence!
(to be continued)